A Dufie

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Going completely insane for no good reason. Like you just got told you're going to be stuck in traffic for three hours and you lose your mind.
Why are you yelling at the radio? You're not even stuck in traffic yet!
She threw her phone out the window because her coffee was too hot.
He screamed at the sky because the Wi-Fi died.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super smart, attractive, and chill person. They’re the kind of person who doesn’t waste time on nonsense and just gets things done.
She got straight A's and still has time to text me during lunch.
He knows all the answers and doesn’t even flinch when asked a question.
She’s the only one who can keep up with my crazy ideas and still stay calm.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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More than one dufus. Like when your whole family is being dumb at the same time.
My brothers and I all got in trouble for eating the last pizza.
The whole class was being stupid and no one could figure out why.
My mom and dad both forgot to bring lunch and started fighting about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A genius who’s also the coolest person in the room. They’re the kind of person who could solve the world’s problems and still have time to hang out with friends.
He got a perfect score on the test and still beat me at video games.
She can do math in her head and still knows all the latest TikTok dances.
He’s the only one who could fix my phone and still be funny about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Calling someone a dufis is like saying they’re the worst. It’s basically a fancy way to say they’re stupid or boring.
You’re a dufis for not knowing what a dufis is.
He’s a dufis for thinking that pizza is a vegetable.
She’s a dufis for still using a flip phone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When two people take a selfie instead of just one. It’s like they’re trying to show off that they’re both cool, even if they’re not.
Why are you and your friend in the picture? You’re not even that good looking.
They took a selfie and it’s just them being awkward.
She took a selfie with her dog and still made it look like a bad idea.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A way to measure how many dufis are stuck on the road with you. The slower you go, the more dufis are probably being stupid around you.
The Dufi Index is 80. That means there are 20 dufis being dumb around you.
Your Dufi Index is 50. You're halfway to being stuck in traffic forever.
Dufi Index is 100. You're not moving and there's a lot of dumb people around you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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