a duece

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When you let it all go. Pooping your pants like a baby who got caught with a cookie.
I had to take a duece in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
He took a duece so loud the dog ran out of the house.
She took a duece in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal.
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A 22 pistol. The weapon of choice for people too scared to use something that actually hurts.
He pulled out his duece and shot the neighbor's cat.
She brought her duece to the party and scared everyone.
He used his duece to shoot the pizza box.
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A .22 caliber pistol. Used by guys who think they're tough but are just too weak for a real gun.
He brought his duece to the fight and got laughed at.
She used her duece to shoot the guy who stole her phone.
He shot his duece so bad he broke the barrel.
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When a girl gives head twice in one night. Like she's trying to make you forget your own name.
He got a duece and forgot how to breathe.
She gave him a duece and he became a different person.
He got a duece and now he talks to the ceiling.
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A peace sign. Like you're saying 'I'm done with you' and you're doing it with your fingers.
He gave her a duece and walked out.
She did a duece and everyone laughed at him.
He did a duece and the teacher didn't even notice.
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A 22 ounce drink. The size of a monster that drinks like a man.
He drank a duece and turned into a dragon.
She had a duece and passed out in the middle of the street.
He drank a duece and started talking to the walls.
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22 inch rims. The wheels of a car that think they're the king of the road.
His car had a duece and everyone knew it.
She got a duece and walked like a king.
He drove his car with a duece and everyone stopped to look.
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