a duck to the feet

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A tiny glass of vodka, like the kind a kid uses, filled with ducks and drunk so fast it feels like your throat is on fire.

I drank a duck to the feet and now my face is red and my mom is mad.

My friend chugged a duck to the feet and started crying in the middle of the park.

I had three ducks to the feet and now I'm talking to the wall like it's my best friend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The messy mix of cum and lotion that gets all over your fingers and makes them look like they belong to a weird animal.

After I jacked off, my fingers looked like they were glued together from all the goo.

I tried to wash my hands, but it was still there like I had a monster on my fingers.

My fingers looked like a duck’s feet after I finished my business and forgot to clean up.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Feet that are so big, flat, or weird, you can’t walk right and you can’t dance without looking like a fool.

My feet are so awkward I can’t even walk without tripping over my own toes.

I tried to dance and it looked like I had a broken robot inside my shoes.

My feet are flat like a pancake and I can’t walk without looking like a confused giraffe.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you jack off in the shower and cum ends up stuck between your toes like it’s trying to escape from your feet.

I jacked off in the shower and now my toes are full of cum like they’re hiding from the police.

I had cum stuck between my toes and my socks looked like they were covered in mystery goo.

I tried to walk after that and my toes were like, 'We are not coming out of here.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Feet that are so big, flat, or weird, you can’t walk right and you can’t dance without looking like a fool.

My feet are so awkward I can’t even walk without tripping over my own toes.

I tried to dance and it looked like I had a broken robot inside my shoes.

My feet are flat like a pancake and I can’t walk without looking like a confused giraffe.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you get so drunk and jack off so hard you pass out from the orgasm, and when you wake up, your fingers are all stuck together like a duck’s foot from all the yogurt.

I drank so much and jacked off so hard I passed out and woke up with yogurt stuck to my fingers like a weird alien.

I tried to pull my fingers apart, but they looked like they were glued together from all the yogurt and cum.

After that, I looked like a weird animal with a yogurt face and fingers that won’t move.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The total mess of being too dumb to know what’s real and thinking you can be something totally impossible.

I thought I could be a superhero and now I’m stuck looking like a confused baby in a trench coat.

I had a dream about being a king and now I’m just a guy in pajamas with a broken phone.

I believed I could fly and now I’m stuck on the ground with a broken leg and a weird face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago