A duck! (smokin' ducks)

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The sad, smelly end of a cigarette that only the worst people on Earth would ever try to smoke again.

Found a duck in the trash and tried to light it like it was gold.

My buddy ate a duck and it tasted like regret.

I smoked a duck and it made me cough up my lunch.

The last, dirty part of a cigarette that only a desperate person would try to smoke.

I had to smoke a duck because I was out of money and pride.

She lit a duck and it smelled like burnt cheese and shame.

That duck was so bad, it made my dog cry.

A piece of cigarette no one wants, except for the people who live in trash cans.

He lit a duck and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.

I smoked a duck and it felt like I was being tortured by a burnt match.

She found a duck and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'

A cigarette butt that’s so used up, it looks like it’s begging for mercy.

I lit a duck and it made my eyes water like I had been crying for hours.

He smoked a duck and it smelled like old socks and regret.

She found a duck and said, 'This is the last time I ever touch a cigarette.'

The final, gross end of a cigarette that only the most broken people would ever try to smoke.

I smoked a duck and it felt like I had been hit with a flaming broom.

He lit a duck and it made his face look like it was on fire.

She found a duck and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

The last, sad part of a cigarette that only the most desperate people would ever try to smoke.

I found a duck and it looked like it had been through hell.

He smoked a duck and it smelled like old pizza and sadness.

She lit a duck and it made her cough so hard, she cried.