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She’s a singer from Kosovo who moved to the UK because she wanted to be rich and famous. She made songs like 'Be the one' and 'Hotter than hell' and even made an album. She’s a total sweetheart.
@DuaLipa is the best singer ever, she’s like a rockstar but with better hair
Why is Dua Lipa not my girlfriend? I would marry her if she asked
Dua Lipa is the only reason I got out of bed today
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I swear on my mom’s grave, Dua Lipa is the only real goddess left. She was sent from heaven to save us from our bad taste in music and our terrible fashion choices.
Dua Lipa is the holy trinity of music, fashion and confidence
If I had to choose between Dua Lipa and my ex, I’d pick Dua Lipa and then my ex would die
Dua Lipa is the only person who can make me believe in god again
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A sloppy blow job that makes you question your life choices and the quality of your previous partners.
I got a blow job from my boss and it was worse than Dua Lipa’s
My ex’s blow job was so bad it should have a warning label
That blow job was like being hit by a truck and then told you had to wear a helmet
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She’s a beautiful, tough lady who rules the world of dark pop. Her moves are like magic and her looks are just extra.
Dua Lipa walks in and the whole room goes silent
She’s like a supermodel with a voice that can make you cry
Dua Lipa is the reason I stopped looking at my reflection
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She’s the hottest singer ever and the editor of this definition is so in love with her, they might cry if they don’t get a shoutout.
I love Dua Lipa more than my mom and my pizza
If Dua Lipa said I was her favorite, I’d faint
I would do anything for Dua Lipa, even eat a whole cake in one bite
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She’s a hot girl with a body that can make you lose your mind, but her tits are small enough to make you question your life choices.
Dua Lipa’s body is amazing, but her tits are just okay
I would marry her if her tits were bigger
She has a great body, but I still prefer big tits
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When a single woman gives a blow job to two men at the same time, it’s like a party in her mouth and everyone’s confused.
She gave a blow job to two guys at the same time and I was confused
That woman was giving blow jobs to two guys like it was her job
I walked in on my friend giving two guys a blow job and I was like 'what even is this'
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