a drunk teenager

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a drunk teenager is like a piece of garbage that also got hit by a truck and then started screaming at you
I tried to talk to him and he just threw a soda can at my head
He tried to dance but fell into a bush
He kept yelling at the sky like it was his enemy
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a drunk teenager is the worst kind of monster you can imagine, and it also knows how to text you in the middle of the night
He texted me a picture of his face after he vomited on the floor
He tried to call me but hung up when I answered
He said he was going to burn down my house if I didn't text back
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a drunk teenager is like a wild animal that also has a phone and a grudge against the entire world
He tried to bite my brother and then took a selfie
He said he was going to fight the moon
He tried to steal my mom's car and got stuck in a tree
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