a drunk

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A person who drinks a lot but isn’t totally wasted all the time or completely reliant on a drink to function.
I’m a drunk, not a full-blown alcoholic. I can still walk home.
I drank a lot, but I’m not a total mess yet.
I’m a drunk, not a drunk who passed out in a taco truck.
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When you’re so wasted you think the grass is holding you up so you don’t fall off the planet.
I was so drunk I thought the grass was holding me up.
I looked at the grass like it was my only hope.
I was drunk and the grass was my best friend.
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Drinking just to get totally trashed and make a fool of yourself.
I drank to get drunk and embarrass myself at the bar.
I had a plan: get drunk and make a fool of myself.
I drank just to get wasted and laugh at my own mistakes.
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There are different levels of being drunk. You start happy, then you’re tipsy, then you feel like your head is full of bees, then you’re drunk, then you’re hammered, then you’re completely trashed and don’t know where you are.
I went from happy to hammered in one night.
I started happy, ended up on the floor.
I was drunk, then I was completely trashed.
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When everything looks amazing, you don’t care about anything, and you think everyone is super hot and the world is way better.
Everything looked perfect, and I thought everyone was hot.
The world was awesome, and I didn’t care about anything.
I was drunk and thought the bar was the best place ever.
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A party company from Tampa that loves to drink a lot and don’t care if they ruin the night for everyone else.
Tampa’s drunk crew didn’t care if they ruined the party.
That Tampa promotion company is the worst drunk group ever.
They’re from Tampa and they’re the drunkest people around.
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A person who is so drunk they can’t think straight and probably passed out somewhere.
He was so drunk he passed out in a taco truck.
She was drunk and couldn’t walk straight.
They were drunk and didn’t remember anything.
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