a Driver

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A driver is someone who takes your fancy car for a spin while you sit there like a king, because you’re too lazy, too rich, or too high to drive yourself.
I hired a driver so I could sip my coffee and look important.
He drives my Lamborghini like it’s a toy. I’m just there for the vibes.
I paid $200 for a driver so I didn’t have to wait 10 seconds at a red light.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is a person who gets paid to drive your car, and they probably know more about your life than you do.
My driver knows my secrets. He’s been listening to me for years.
She drives me everywhere, even when I’m not in the mood.
He drives me to work and judges me for my bad coffee choices.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is someone who will run you over, sideswipe your car, and laugh while doing it, just so they can get to their destination faster.
He drove like a maniac and almost hit me. I’m still mad.
She ran me off the road for no reason. Classic driver behavior.
He tried to pass me by driving on the sidewalk. I was not impressed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is someone who can handle any road, any weather, and any amount of traffic without breaking a sweat, or a car.
He drove through a storm like it was nothing. I was soaked.
She drove through traffic like it was a game. I was stuck behind her.
He drove through a tunnel with no lights. I was scared.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is the one person in the group who is not hot, but still gets to ride in the fancy car.
She got to ride in the limo while the rest of us walked.
He got the front seat even though he was the ugliest one.
She got to drive the car and I had to sit in the back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is a piece of software that makes your computer work, and if it doesn’t, you’ll be screaming at your screen.
I tried to install the driver and it failed. I screamed.
My computer wouldn’t connect because the driver was broken.
I updated my driver and now my computer is broken.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A driver is someone who brings your food, but they’re not the ones who cook it, and they probably don’t know your name.
He dropped off my food and didn’t even say hello.
She brought me my lunch, but she didn’t know my name.
He delivered my food and left before I could thank him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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