A Drive Thru

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The lazy man's way of getting food. You stay in your car like a hermit in a cave.
"I'm too tired to walk. Just bring me a burger."
Ordered a milkshake and a double cheeseburger because I was too lazy to move.
Told the cashier, 'I'm not getting out. You're coming to me.'
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A window on the side of a building where you can get greasy food or good drugs without getting out of your car. American magic.
"I got my coffee and a bag of weed from the drive-thru."
Got a burger and a blunt from the drive-thru. No need to walk.
Drive-thru is like a portal to another world where you can get food and drugs.
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A window made just for people too fat or lazy to walk. They get food like a king on a throne.
"I ordered a 20-piece chicken and a milkshake. I'm not moving."
The drive-thru is like a throne for lazy people.
Had to get food through the drive-thru because my legs were too fat to walk.
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A cool thing that lets you get food without leaving your car. Like magic, but with food.
"I got my food without moving. Magic."
Drive-thru is the best invention since the wheel.
Used the drive-thru because I was too busy being cool to walk.
5
A sexual position where one person pushes the other over and gets covered in spunk. Quick and messy.
"We did the drive-thru and I got covered in spunk."
Drive-thru sex is the best because it's quick and messy.
Had the drive-thru and got be-spunked. It was glorious.
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When the guy in the back gives the girl in front a mouthful while she's driving. It's like a surprise party in her mouth.
"He gave me a surprise party in my mouth while I was driving."
The drive-thru was a surprise party from the back seat.
Got a mouthful from the back while driving. It was the best.
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The spot between two legs. A place where secrets are kept and snacks are eaten.
"The drive-thru is where the secrets live."
Between her legs is where the drive-thru is.
The spot between her legs is the drive-thru. No need to move.
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