Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you come but you don't aim it right and it just kind of slides down your rod like a weak loser.

My man tried to cum in the shower but it just dripped down his leg like a baby.

He got excited but couldn't even hit the target, it just came out like a weak drip.

Dribble is when you cum but it's not even worth the effort.

2

When someone talks nonstop about stupid stuff like their lunch or their pet goldfish and you just want to die.

My cousin talks about his goldfish 24/7, it's like he's dribbling nonsense.

She told me about her sandwich for 10 minutes straight, I wanted to scream.

He came in and just started talking about his dog like it was a big deal.

3

When you get so hard you think you’re about to explode, but nothing happens.

He thought he was going to cum but it just stayed inside like a secret.

She got all excited and then nothing happened, it was so awkward.

He got super hard and then just stared at the wall like nothing happened.

4

When a girl gets wet and it just slides down her legs like she’s crying tears of joy.

She got so turned on her juices just dripped down her legs like a waterfall.

He saw her and it just started flowing like a river.

She was so happy she leaked like a broken pipe.

5

When you drink so much you drool on yourself like you’re drunk and you're a mess.

He drank so much he drooled on his shirt like a drunk baby.

She drank the whole bottle and then just drooled on her pants.

He was so wasted he drooled on the floor like a drunk dog.

6

When you play basketball and bounce the ball like you're trying to annoy everyone.

He bounced the ball like he was trying to kill the game.

She just kept bouncing the ball like it was her only friend.

He bounced the ball so much the whole court was tired.

7

When a man pees on his pants in public and it’s like the worst thing ever.

He peed on his pants in front of everyone like he was a kid.

She peed on her dress like she didn't care.

He peed on his pants in the grocery store and no one said anything.