A Drew boatman

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A Drew boatman is a pissant who gets stuck doing yard work for Odessa and never gets a decent truck. He’s always on his knees like a beggar.

Drew’s like a dog who gets sent to the yard every day and never gets a bone.

He’s so low he’s got dirt in his pants from kneeling all day.

Drew’s the guy who’s always on his knees, like he’s praying for a new truck.

A Drew boatman is a sorry sack of trash who gets loaned out to Odessa and spends his days crawling on the floor like a worm.

Drew’s the human version of a rug, always getting dragged around the yard.

He’s so low he’s got grass stains on his knees from kneeling all day.

Drew’s the one who’s always on his knees, like he’s begging for a truck.

A Drew boatman is a gutless piece of crap who gets stuck helping Odessa and spends his days on his knees like a sad little dog.

Drew’s like a sad dog who gets sent to the yard every day with no treats.

He’s got more dirt on his knees than a pig in a mud bath.

Drew’s the one who’s always on his knees, like he’s waiting for a new truck to drop from the sky.