A dream

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A dream is a sniveling, crybaby YouTuber who flips out on Twitter like a toddler when people say mean things about him. He’s the human version of a broken toy that yells at you.

@dream you’re a baby and I’m tired of your baby tantrums

dream why are you crying like you lost your favorite lego

dream if you can’t handle the heat, don’t tweet about it

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dream is when you think you’ve finally found a real-life Bionicle store after years of searching, only to wake up and realize it was just a dream, again, and you cry like you’ve lost your childhood.

I saw a bionicle on the shelf and I cried like I lost my best friend

I thought I was in 2003, but it was just my brain messing with me

I walked into a store and it was just a dream, and I’m not okay

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dream is a mentally unstable teletubbie who lives on the streets, eats trash for breakfast, and still thinks he’s in a commercial.

@dream you’re a teletubbie and you live on the streets and you eat trash

dream why are you living on the street like a sad teletubbie

dream you’re not a bionicle fan, you’re a teletubbie who can’t find a job

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dream is a green man who got kicked out of the city, now lives in a dumpster, and still thinks he’s a king.

dream you’re a green man living in a dumpster and you think you’re a king

why is the green man living in a dumpster again

the green man is still king and you’re not

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dream is when you think you can do anything, like being a rockstar, a superhero, or just not being sad for a whole day. But then you wake up and realize you’re still just you.

I had a dream I could be a rockstar and I woke up and I was still me

I thought I was a superhero but I’m just me

I had a dream I could do anything and I couldn’t even make my bed

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dream is when your parents and teachers tell you to be great, but then life kicks you in the face and tells you to shut up and sit down.

My parents said I could be anything, but life said I was bad at everything

Teachers told me I’d be successful, but life told me to fail

I believed in dreams until life told me to stop

by Slangipedia 16d ago