A Draper

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A Draper is a guy who shows up like he owns the place, drinks your beer, and steals your girl right in front of you.

I saw my ex at the bar with some Draper. He looked like he just walked in from a commercial.

My brother went to the gym and came back with a Draper. He looked like he had a date with the gym and my sister.

I went to a party and got stood up by a Draper. He texted me and said, 'I'm out of town, but I'm still cooler than you.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Draper is when someone promises you something and then vanishes like they were never there, leaving you hanging with your pants around your ankles.

I asked my friend to come to my concert, and he Draped me. He showed up 30 minutes after it started and yelled, 'I was stuck in traffic!'

My date Draped me. He sent me a text saying, 'I got stuck at the movies. I'll see you next week.'

My mom Draped me at my birthday party. She left me alone with my uncle and said, 'I have to go get my hair done.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Getting Draped is like being hit by a truck with a banana peel on the road. You fall flat on your face, and everyone laughs at you.

I got Draped by my crush. He said he was going to come, but then he came with his best friend and said, 'I had to bring my guy.'

I went to a party and got Draped by my crush. He said he had to leave early because he had a meeting with his mom.

I got Draped by my best friend. He told me he would come, but he showed up 30 minutes late and said, 'I got lost.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To Draper someone is to blow their whole life up so bad that they wish they were dead, just like Don Draper did to everyone in the 'Mad Men' commercials.

My brother Draped my sister. He asked her out, and she said yes, but then he showed up with three of his friends and said, 'We're all going to the movies.'

My crush Draped me. He asked me out, but then he came with his friend and said, 'We're going to the mall.'

My mom Draped my dad. She said she was going to the store, but she came back with a new dress and said, 'I had to get this.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Drapering is when a guy is so good-looking and cool that he makes you feel like you're just a background character in his life.

My crush was Drapering. He was so cool that I felt like I was just there to watch him.

My brother was Drapering. He was so cool that he made my mom feel like she was just there to watch him.

My crush was Drapering. He was so cool that he made me feel like I was just there to watch him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Draper is when a guy stretches his ballsack into bat wings and slaps your face like you owe him money.

My crush Draped me. He stretched his ballsack into bat wings and slapped my face like I owed him $100.

My brother Draped me. He stretched his ballsack into bat wings and slapped my face like I was his enemy.

My dad Draped me. He stretched his ballsack into bat wings and slapped my face like I was his worst enemy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Draper is like a magical being that can make everything look easy, even when it's not.

My crush is a Draper. He looks like he could do anything, even when he's just standing there.

My brother is a Draper. He looks like he could take over the world, even when he's just sitting there.

My crush is a Draper. He looks like he could do anything, even when he's just standing there.

by Slangipedia 16d ago