a douche hound

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A guy who'll sleep with the grossest girl in the room the one who eats pizza crusts for breakfast and hasn't bathed since the dinosaurs

He picked the girl who smells like old socks and hasn't brushed her teeth since last Tuesday.

He took her to the movies even though she wore the same shirt for three days straight.

He said yes when she asked him to her 'smelly sock party'.

A brainless person who acts like they're smart and keeps making dumb choices and saying dumb stuff

He said he was a genius but failed math and still thinks he's cool.

He picked the worst girl in the school and still calls her his queen.

He kept talking about his 'big brain' even though he forgot his lunch.

A girl who can find the biggest douchbag and will drag him into the worst situations just for fun

She dragged him into the pool even though he had a giant pimple on his face.

She made him eat a whole pizza in one bite just to prove she could.

She forced him to dance in front of the whole school during lunch.