a douche bag

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A giant pile of smelly poop that also thinks it's cool.

My cousin is a douche bag. He eats pizza for breakfast and still talks like he's the king of the world.

My teacher says I'm a douche bag because I don't do my homework and still try to be popular.

My neighbor’s dog is a douche bag. It barks at everything and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.

A person who talks trash, starts drama, never finishes anything, and still believes they're the best at everything.

My friend is a douche bag. He brags about his video game wins but loses every time.

My brother is a douche bag. He started a fight over a bag of chips and still thinks he won.

My mom says my dad is a douche bag because he forgot our anniversary and still thinks he’s the best dad ever.

Somebody who thinks they’re super smart but acts like they know everything and it’s all wrong.

My math teacher is a douche bag. He says I failed but still thinks he’s the smartest person in the universe.

My cousin’s dog is a douche bag. It thinks it’s a genius but it can’t even sit still.

My brother is a douche bag. He says he’s going to be a rock star but he can’t even sing.

People who make you mad on a good day and make you scream on a bad day.

My dad is a douche bag. He makes me mad on a good day and screams at me on a bad day.

My math teacher is a douche bag. She gives me hard tests and yells at me for getting them wrong.

My brother is a douche bag. He messes up my room and still thinks he’s the best brother ever.

A stupid person who talks without thinking and acts like they're the king of everything.

My cousin is a douche bag. He talks without thinking and still thinks he's the king of the world.

My mom is a douche bag. She yells at me for no reason and still thinks she's the best mom ever.

My neighbor’s dog is a douche bag. It barks at everything and thinks it's the most important dog on the block.

The real name for people who wear stupid clothes and think they're the most popular person in the universe.

My cousin is a douche bag. He wears a wife-beater and thinks he’s the most popular kid in school.

My brother is a douche bag. He wears sunglasses at night and still thinks he's a rock star.

My neighbor is a douche bag. He wears a backwards hat and thinks he’s the most stylish person in the neighborhood.

A total zero who doesn’t know what they’re doing and acts like they do.

My math teacher is a douche bag. She gives me tests and still thinks she knows everything.

My cousin is a douche bag. He thinks he’s the best at everything but he still messes up.

My neighbor is a douche bag. He thinks he’s cool but he still walks like a total loser.