A douche

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A bunch of bros. Like a gang of jerks hanging out and making everyone else’s life a living hell.
Bro, you and your three bros are the worst kind of douche.
That group of bros at the bar are the worst. They think they’re king of the hill.
You, me, and two other bros are the most annoying people on Earth.
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A phrase guys use to trash talk each other. It’s like a fancy way of saying ‘you’re a total piece of garbage.’
Hey man, I think you’re a total douche.
You just called me a douche? I’ll make you eat those words.
He said I’m a douche. I laughed in his face and walked away.
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A guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, but he’s really just a shallow, annoying waste of space.
That guy thinks he’s hot stuff, but he’s just a total douche.
He walks in, thinks he’s the king, and everyone just rolls their eyes.
He talks about himself all day. It’s like he’s the only person on Earth.
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A scented water bottle that women use to clean themselves, and the guys who think they’re hot stuff because they’re covered in perfume and fake confidence.
She uses that scented water like it’s magic. It’s just water and perfume.
He smells like a perfume ad and thinks he’s a god.
That guy walks in like he’s a perfume bottle. It’s ridiculous.
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The second step in becoming the worst kind of person. It’s when you go from being a little annoying to being a full-blown pain in the ass.
He went from being a little annoying to the worst kind of douche.
He’s not just a jerk anymore. He’s a full-blown douche.
He went from being a little grumpy to the worst kind of person.
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When a guy uses water to clean out his butt before having sex with another guy. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever.
He uses water to clean his butt before having sex. It’s the worst.
He’s so obsessed with cleaning his butt before sex. It’s ridiculous.
He uses water to clean his butt. What even is this?
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The skill of being the most annoying person in the room. It’s like a sport, and you’re the champion.
He’s the king of being a total douche. No one can beat him.
He’s so good at being a total pain in the ass. It’s amazing.
He’s the champion of being the worst person ever.
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