A double suicide

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When the driver gives the passenger a head job while swerving like a drunk man on a rollercoaster

My cousin did a double suicide on the highway and almost crashed into a truck

My brother was giving his girlfriend a head job while trying not to crash into a bus

My dad did a double suicide while driving in the middle of the night and almost hit a deer

When you jerk off and yell 'MUM!' 'DAD!' trying to cum before they walk in, and if you fail, you have to actually hang yourself

My friend screamed 'MUM!' and 'DAD!' so loud they heard him in the next room

I tried to cum before my parents walked in but failed and had to hang myself

My cousin jerked off and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

A Japanese thing where two people love each other so much they both die at the same time, usually because they're too stupid to live

My cousin and his girlfriend did a double suicide because they both had bad hearts

My friend's parents did a double suicide because they were both depressed

My neighbor's whole family did a double suicide because they were all sad

Two people, usually a boy and a girl, dancing together even though they used to hate each other’s guts

My friend and his crush did a double suicide dance at the school party

My cousin and his ex danced together even though they hated each other

My brother and his friend did a double suicide dance at the concert