A Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4)

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The letter A is how you start a sentence, but this one is extra dumb because it's like you're talking to a baby who just learned to speak.
A is for Ape, and this A is like a monkey who just ate a whole banana and a bag of chips.
A is for Ass, and this A is like you just sat on a chair that was covered in hot sauce.
A is for Arse, and this A is like your grandma's arse after she eats a pie and a whole loaf of bread.
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Double means it's done twice, but not just twice, it's like you're running in a marathon while juggling flaming chickens.
Double is like doing a headstand on a treadmill while someone throws confetti at you.
Double is like eating two pizzas in one sitting and still having room for ice cream.
Double is like watching a horror movie while your pet snake watches you.
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Mouble is when someone gurgles like they're trying to drink a whole lake and it's making them happy, but also a little sick.
Mouble is when you gargle so hard you accidentally start singing show tunes.
Mouble is when your uncle drinks a whole bottle of wine and starts talking to the ceiling.
Mouble is when you gargle so loud your neighbors call the police.
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Twisttre is when someone does a Chinese burn so hard it’s like they took a flame thrower and put it on your skin.
Twisttre is like getting a Chinese burn from a dragon that just woke up.
Twisttre is like being set on fire by a group of angry squirrels.
Twisttre is like getting a Chinese burn from a man who just got fired and also broke up with his girlfriend.
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9000 means it has the power of 9000 thoughts, but also 9000 times more pain than a normal person can handle.
9000 is like thinking about your math test while also thinking about your ex’s new boyfriend.
9000 is like being in a thought storm with 9000 thoughts screaming in your head.
9000 is like having a thousand thoughts multiplied by nine, and they all hate you.
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Deep Level 4 is when you're so deep in something it’s like you've been swallowed whole by a giant fish and it's also singing you a lullaby.
Deep Level 4 is like being in the middle of a fish's stomach and it's also playing a song.
Deep Level 4 is like being so deep you forget your name and your ex's name and your dog's name.
Deep Level 4 is like being deep enough that the ocean is now your new best friend.
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