a double bagger

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a person so ugly you need a bag over your head to avoid getting a face full of revoltingness and a bag over theirs just in case they throw up on you
My ex is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and she wore one so she wouldn’t puke on me.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and she wore one to keep from throwing up.
My teacher called my friend a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.
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a person so hideous you need two bags to cover their face and yours because you’re too scared to look at them and too scared to let them look at you
My neighbor is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and he wore one to keep from crying.
My friend’s crush is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My mom called my brother a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.
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a person so gross you need a bag on their head and a bag on yours just so you both can survive the horror of their face
My friend’s dog is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and the dog wore one to keep from barking at me.
My uncle is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My teacher called my class a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and the whole class wore one to keep from laughing.
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a person so ugly you put a bag on their head and a bag on yours so you both can keep from dying of disgust
My friend’s dad is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My cousin is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.
My brother called me a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and he wore one to keep from laughing.
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a person so revolting you wear a bag on their head and a bag on yours because you can’t take it anymore and neither can they
My friend’s pet is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and the pet wore one to keep from barking at me.
My teacher called me a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and she wore one to keep from crying.
My mom is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and she wore one to keep from laughing.
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a person so ugly that you put a bag on their head and a bag on yours because you don’t want to see their face and they don’t want to see yours
My friend is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.
My uncle is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and he wore one to keep from laughing.
My teacher called my class a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and the whole class wore one to keep from screaming.
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a person so hideous you put a bag over their head and a bag over yours so you both can survive the torture of their face
My friend’s brother is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My neighbor’s dog is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and the dog wore one to keep from barking at me.
My teacher called me a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and she wore one to keep from laughing.
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