Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stuff that comes out when you're too lazy to use the bathroom properly.

My dog ate my dookie and now he's dancing like a maniac.

I left my dookie on the couch and my mom cried.

I tried to hide my dookie in the fridge, but it smelt like a dead raccoon.

2

The official shoe of Milwaukee's elite, also known as the shoe that smells like regret.

My cousin wears dookie shoes and says he's a king.

I tried to wear dookie shoes and now my feet smell like a garbage can.

My uncle bought 10 pairs of dookie shoes and now he can't fit in his pants.

3

The mess you leave behind when you're too tired to clean up.

I left a dookie on the floor and my dog ate it like it was a snack.

My brother left a dookie on my bed and I screamed.

I had to eat my dookie for breakfast and it was the worst day ever.

4

The brown stuff that comes out of your butt when you're really full.

I had a dookie so big it blocked the toilet.

My dookie was so smelly, my neighbors called the police.

I left a dookie in the hallway and now it's a crime scene.

5

The thing you leave behind when you're too lazy to wipe.

I left a dookie on the toilet seat and now it's my new best friend.

My sister left a dookie on the table and I got a stomach ache.

I left a dookie on my shirt and now I smell like a bathroom.

6

The stuff that smells like your worst enemy.

I had a dookie so smelly, my dog ran away.

My dookie was so bad, my brother cried.

I left a dookie in my mom's car and now it's a crime scene.

7

The act of letting a brown mess escape from your butt like a prison break.

I did a dookie so big, it looked like a mountain.

My dookie was so loud, my neighbors heard it.

I did a dookie in my pants and now I'm the king of embarrassment.