A Doogie

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A doogie is a brainless Aussie twerp or something that reeks of trouble and bad decisions.
My neighbor is a doogie, he thinks a kangaroo is a pet.
That deal he offered me was a doogie, I lost $20.
He tried to rob me, I called him a doogie and walked away.
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A doogie is the most stylish, cool, and mother-fuckin' awesome person you've ever met.
My friend is a doogie, he can style a pizza and make it look fancy.
He walks in and every girl looks at him, he’s a doogie.
That guy just beat me in a rap battle, he’s a doogie.
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A doogie is someone you think you know, but you barely know them.
That kid in class is a doogie, he sits next to me but I don’t even know his name.
My doogie coworker talks to me, but I still don’t know what he does.
He’s my doogie, we wave at each other but that’s it.
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A doogie is someone you don’t know well, like the guy who sits two seats away from you on the bus.
That guy on the bus is a doogie, I don’t even know his name.
He’s a doogie, he works at the store I go to sometimes.
He walks down my street every day, he’s a doogie.
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A doogie is a friend, like a dog, but with more swagger and less sniffing.
My doogie is my best friend, we hang out every day.
He’s my doogie, we text all the time.
I call him a doogie because he’s my guy.
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A doogie is a way to say 'dude' but with a little more east coast flavor.
Hey doogie, wanna hang out later?
That doogie just said my favorite word.
I call my bro a doogie because it’s cool.
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A doogie is that smelly, slow, and embarrassing crap that comes out of your butt when you’re constipated.
I had a doogie after eating six burgers.
That doogie was so bad, I cried.
My doogie came out in front of my mom.
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