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Shoddy praise that’s only good because it came from Donny, the guy who thinks he’s a judge but can’t tell the difference between a dance and a disaster.
Donny gave me a 10 on Strictly Come Dancing, but it didn’t mean anything. He’d give a 10 to a guy in a chicken suit.
Donny’s opinion is like a free taco, sounds good, but it’s not worth the mess.
I got a 10 from Donny, but it was like getting a compliment from a guy who thinks he’s a rock star.
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A wild, fake crush on two people who barely know each other, like when Daryl and Connie started dating and everyone else was like, ‘What the hell?’
Donnies think Daryl and Connie are in love, but Daryl said, ‘Not like that. Not at all.’
A Donnie fan would argue for 32 episodes just to get one kiss.
Donnies are like the people who think a 2-minute conversation equals a romance.
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The best thing ever, like a donut, a donkey, and a donkey who also eats donuts.
Donnie is the best. He’s sweet, he’s real, and he’s not afraid to be different. He’s also short, which makes him even better.
Donnie is like a donut with extra sprinkles and a side of weirdness.
Donnie gives his all in a relationship. Don’t let him go, or you’ll miss out on the best donut-shaped guy ever.
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A person who’s so cool, they could make a donut jealous. They slay music, slap women, and work hard, but still party like it’s the end of the world.
Donnis are the best. They’re like a party in a suit, and they don’t even care if you’re in a civic.
Donnis drop bombs on fools in aisle 6 at Safeway, just because they can.
A Donni walks in, and everyone stops what they’re doing because they’re that fly.
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A legend. Everyone loves them. They’re like the king of the donut, the queen of the chicken, and the god of the grocery store.
Donnies are like the best friend you never knew you needed. They’re the kind of person who makes donuts taste better.
A donnie is the kind of person who would fight a chicken for you.
Donnies are the people who can make a chicken suit look cool.
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A girl who’s so good-looking, she could make a donut blush. She’s funny, loving, and has the kind of beauty that makes people say, ‘I want to be friends with her.’
Donnie is the kind of girl who could make a donut jealous just by walking in.
She’s the girl who’s so beautiful, even a donut would ask her out.
Donnie is the type of girl who could make a chicken suit look cool.
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