A Donkey

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A donkey is a person who’s too dumb to realize they’re being tricked, and too lazy to do anything about it. They’ll believe anything you say, even if it’s complete garbage.
My boss is a donkey. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that I’m paid in gold.
She fell for that scam in three seconds. Classic donkey behavior.
He said he’d win the lottery. He’s a donkey.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A donkey is the same thing as a jackass. They’re both loud, dumb, and love to make a scene.
That guy at the bar is a jackass. He’s also a donkey.
She’s a donkey. I’ve seen her do worse than a jackass.
He’s a jackass, and I swear he’s a donkey too.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a girl is riding you and making that donkey noise, it means she’s either drunk or she really likes you.
He was riding me like a donkey. I had to pretend I was a horse.
She was making donkey noises on my back. I didn’t know what to do.
She’s been riding me like a donkey since last night.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A donkey is a bad poker player who doesn’t even know how bad he is. He thinks he’s a genius.
He lost $100 at poker and still thinks he’s a pro. He’s a donkey.
She bet everything on one card. She’s a donkey.
He called my bluff and lost. He’s a donkey.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A donkey is a person who acts like an idiot or a total ass. They don’t care who they bother.
He just yelled at me for no reason. He’s a donkey.
She insulted my mom and called me a donkey. I don’t even know what that means.
He’s been acting like a donkey all day. I can’t take it anymore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A donkey is a girl with a fat booty. She knows it, and she loves showing it off.
She walks like she owns the place. That’s because she’s a donkey.
He asked her out just because she’s a donkey.
She’s got a donkey booty, and she knows it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A donkey is an Irish person who acts like they’re from Ireland. They talk loud, they drink a lot, and they’re always fighting.
He’s a donkey. He just started a fight with a waiter.
She’s a donkey. She drinks like a fish and talks like she’s from the 1800s.
He’s Irish and he’s a donkey. That’s a lot of donkey.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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