A DONK A DONK

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A donk a donk is a girl named Wendy yelling at the ceiling because she can't beat level 3 of Mario 64 and thinks she's the best

Wendy: 'I'm gonna beat this level, you just wait!' (she dies in 3 seconds)

Wendy: 'This game is easy, I'm just being nice.' (she's on level 1)

Wendy: 'I'm not screaming, I'm just being dramatic.' (she's screaming in the lobby)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a girl's butt is so huge it's like a side show at the fair, and you can see it from the front like it’s trying to say hello

'Look at that butt, it’s bigger than my mom's car.'

'That ass is like a billboard, and it’s screaming, I’m here!'

'She walks in, and I’m like, whoa, that ass is the main event.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ass so fat you can see it from the back, like it’s got its own spotlight and a standing ovation

'That ass is so big, it’s like it’s got its own spotlight.'

'She walks in, and I’m like, oh, that ass is ready for the spotlight.'

'That ass is so big, it got a standing ovation before the show even started.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ba-donk-a-donk is when your ass is nice and you're happy, but ba-donk-a-donk-donk is when you're so happy you're screaming it like it's your birthday and you just got a new video game

'Ba-donk-a-donk-donk, I just beat level 10!'

'That ass is so good, it’s like my birthday came early.'

'I'm so happy right now, it's ba-donk-a-donk-donk time.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

This definition is so stupid, it should be banned, like a bad level in Mario 64 where you fall into a pit and die for no reason

'This definition is so bad, it should be in the trash.'

'This is the worst definition I've ever seen, like level 3 of Mario 64.'

'This definition is so stupid, I’m gonna scream like Wendy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A donk is when your butt is nice, and a big donk is when it's so big it's like it’s got its own planet, but if your friends are talking about a large lady, it might not be nice

'That ass is so nice, it’s like a planet.'

'That ass is so big, it’s got its own planet.'

'She’s got a big donk, but it’s not nice, it’s just big.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Used to describe a butt that's so good, it's like it's been trained by a pro, and you can't help but look at it

'That ass is trained, I swear.'

'That butt is so good, it’s like it's been in a gym for 10 years.'

'I can’t look away, that ass is like a pro.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago