a dog with peanut butter

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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews like they’re on a mission from God but they’re just trying to make their face look cool
My friend chews like he’s got a peanut butter sandwich stuck in his brain
She chews so loud I think she’s trying to wake the dead
He chews like he’s been waiting his whole life for this moment
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews so much it looks like they're trying to eat their own tongue
He chews like he’s trying to swallow his own face
She chews like she’s trying to get rid of her teeth
He chews like he’s got a peanut butter factory in his mouth
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews like they’ve been cursed by a peanut butter demon
He chews like he’s been haunted by a peanut butter ghost
She chews like she’s been tricked by a peanut butter witch
He chews like he’s been forced by a peanut butter god
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews like they’re trying to make their face look like a peanut butter sandwich
He chews like his face is trying to become a peanut butter snack
She chews like she’s trying to turn her mouth into a peanut butter factory
He chews like he wants his face to be glued to a peanut butter jar
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews like they’re trying to prove they’re the strongest chewer in the world
He chews like he’s fighting a peanut butter monster
She chews like she’s got a peanut butter dragon in her mouth
He chews like he’s trying to chew through a peanut butter wall
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dog with peanut butter is when someone chews like they’ve got a peanut butter obsession and they can’t stop
He chews like he’s been brainwashed by peanut butter
She chews like she’s got a peanut butter addiction
He chews like he can’t live without peanut butter
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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