a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

My neighbor’s dog barked for two hours straight. I almost threw a brick through his window.

That dog barks louder than my dad when he’s mad about the lawn.

It’s 2 a. m. and that dog is still yapping like it’s in a rap battle.

That dog won’t stop barking. I think it’s trying to wake up the entire neighborhood.

The dog barked so loud I thought my cat was being murdered.

That dog barked nonstop during my Zoom meeting. I looked like a crazy person.

That dog barked for an hour. I’m still mad about it.

The dog barked so much I had to leave my house just to escape the noise.

That dog barked like it was trying to beat a record. And it was winning.