A Dodgy Old Joe

Current Trending
#creepy#sneaky#park legend

6 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
A smelly, sneaky old man. Looks like he’s been hiding in a ditch for 40 years. Talks like he’s got a toothbrush up his arse. Found hanging around parks like he owns the place.
I saw him peering at my kid like he was about to eat them.
He tried to pick my pocket while I was buying a sausage.
He told me he used to be a detective. I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
2
A dodgy old man who smells like a wet dog. He’s got the face of a man who’s been living in a toilet for 20 years. He’s the kind of person who stares at you like he’s trying to figure out your secrets.
He sat next to me on the bus and told me his life story. It was mostly lies.
He tried to flirt with my mum. It was awkward.
He followed me home. I think he’s lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
An old man with the face of a raccoon. He’s got more secrets than a priest. He lurks around parks like he’s waiting for someone to fall into a hole.
He tried to tell me he was a spy. I told him he was a fraud.
He sat on my bench and started talking about his dead wife.
He asked me for a fiver. I told him I didn’t have change.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
xs