A Doctor

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A doctor is someone who takes your money and makes you feel like you're dying in a fancy way.

My doctor told me I had a 'mild case of being a failure' and prescribed more coffee.

I went to the doctor because I was sad. He gave me a pill and said, 'This will make you feel like a rock star, but only for 30 minutes.'

My doctor said I was 'slightly unhealthy' and gave me a pill that tastes like regret.

A doctor is a guy who wears a box like it’s a fashion statement and has a temper when you mention Rose Tyler.

The doctor yelled at me because I said ‘Rose Tyler’ and now I’m stuck in a time loop with a fez.

My doctor started crying when I mentioned Rose Tyler and then I had to fight a robot.

I told the doctor about Rose Tyler and now he’s chasing me through the universe.

A doctor is like a 900-year-old alien who screams ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gives you a sandwich.

The doctor screamed at me, ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gave me a sandwich and a lecture about time.

I met the doctor, he yelled at me, and then I had to save the universe with a sandwich.

My doctor yelled ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then I got a sandwich and a TARDIS.

A doctor is a guy who wears bowties, has a temper, and says ‘I’m the optimist’ while saving the world.

My doctor wore a bowtie and saved the world, but he yelled at me for eating too much cake.

The doctor yelled at me, then saved the world, and then I got a fez.

My doctor said he was the optimist, then yelled at me, and then I had to run from a Dalek.

A doctor is a 900-year-old alien who screams ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and has a spaceship that looks like a police box.

My doctor screamed ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then I had to run from a spaceship that looked like a police box.

I met the doctor and he yelled ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then we fought a robot in a police box.

The doctor yelled at me, then we ran from a spaceship that looked like a police box.

A doctor is a fancy person who studied for a really long time and now charges you like a monster.

My doctor studied for 12 years and now charges me like a monster.

The doctor studied for so long he forgot how to say ‘hello’ and charges me like a beast.

I went to the doctor and he studied for so long he forgot how to be nice and now he charges me like a dragon.

A doctor is someone who gives you pills to kill your ills and then makes you pay for it like a thief.

My doctor gave me pills to kill my ills and then made me pay for it like a thief.

The doctor said ‘Take these pills’ and then I had to pay like a criminal.

I took the doctor’s pills, felt better, and now I owe him like a pirate.