A Do Bronx Win

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When you somehow win a game even though you barely tried and your team looked like they were sleeping through it.

My team scored 2 points and I still won the matchup. What the hell?!

I got a win with 10 points and my opponent had 40. How is this possible?!

I won because my team was napping and I was on a coffee break.

When you win a matchup by getting lucky, even though your team played like they were drunk and forgot how to play.

My team scored 3 points and I won. I think my quarterback forgot how to throw.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 30. I think my team was drunk.

I won because my running back forgot how to run and my kicker missed every kick.

When you win a game even though your team looked like they were trying to lose and your opponent was actually trying to win.

My team scored 2 points and I won. My opponent looked like they were trying to win.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 40. I think my team was trying to lose.

I won because my defense was asleep and my opponent was wide awake.

When you win a matchup even though you barely scored and your team looked like they were doing it for fun.

My team scored 3 points and I won. My opponent had 30. How is this real?

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 50. My team was doing it for fun.

I won because my team looked like they were playing for fun and my opponent was playing for real.

When you win a game even though your team looked like they were dying and your opponent was doing everything right.

My team scored 2 points and I won. My opponent looked like they were winning.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 40. My team was dying.

I won because my defense was dead and my opponent was alive.

When you win a matchup even though you scored like a baby and your opponent played like a beast.

My team scored 3 points and I won. My opponent had 35. What the hell?

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 45. I think my team was a baby.

I won because my team was a baby and my opponent was a beast.