A Disappointment

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A disappointment is someone who thinks they're a total disaster but they're not. They mess up all the time but that's fine because everyone messes up. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
My cousin failed his math test but he still thinks he's the worst human ever.
My dog peed on the carpet again but he's still my favorite dog.
My ex got a D in chemistry but she still thinks she's a failure.
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A disappointment is when you try to run into a wall with a hard-on and you end up breaking your nose instead.
I tried to punch a wall and my nose went boom.
My brother tried to look cool and his nose broke.
I got so excited I ran into a door and my nose broke.
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A disappointment is the feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected like it's the end of the world.
I wrote a definition and got rejected and I cried.
My friend tried to add a definition and it got rejected and he got angry.
I got rejected and I felt like my whole life was ruined.
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A disappointment is when your mom yells at you for getting a B and makes you sleep outside like you're a dog.
My mom got mad at me for getting a B and I had to sleep on the porch.
My brother got a C and he had to sleep outside.
My sister got a B and my mom made her sleep outside.
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A disappointment is your grades when you think you did great but you didn't.
I thought I did great on my test but I got a C.
My friend thought he did great but he got a D.
I studied hard but still got a B.
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A disappointment is when you spend eight hours editing a video and it only gets 26 views.
I spent eight hours on a video and it only got 10 views.
My friend worked on a video for eight hours and it got 20 views.
I edited a video for eight hours and it got 26 views.
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A disappointment is when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword like you hoped it would.
I uncap my pen and it doesn't turn into a sword.
My friend uncap his pen and it doesn't turn into a sword.
I thought my pen was magical but it wasn't.
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