A disappointed father

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A dad who got dissed hard when his kid turned out to be a total failure. Now he's stuck with the shame of not having a successful kid, and the kid's got a list of his friends and coworkers.

My dad found out I slept with his boss. He's been crying in the garage ever since.

I told my dad I slept with his best friend. He said, 'You're the worst.'

My dad saw my Instagram story with his coworker. He flipped out and started yelling at the TV.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dad who's so mad at his kid, he's sleeping with every person who ever made him happy. Just to make his kid feel like total trash.

My dad sleeps with my teacher. I don't know why. He said she's been giving me bad grades.

My dad's sleeping with my uncle. He said he's been giving me bad advice my whole life.

My dad slept with my mom's best friend. He said she's been making me feel bad since I was a kid.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dad who got totally crushed when his kid failed him, so now he's hooking up with all of his old friends just to make his kid feel like a total loser.

My dad's been sleeping with my principal. He said I failed his class.

My dad's been sleeping with my gym teacher. He said I failed his test.

My dad slept with my neighbor. He said I failed his house.

by Slangipedia 16d ago