A Dirty Yard Gnome

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A gross act where a yard gnome is shoved up a girl's butt and pussy while she’s bleeding and pooping her pants like a baby.
My cousin did a dirty yard gnome during her period and cried because it smelled like old pizza.
He used the gnome on her while she was on the toilet, and it was like a horror movie.
She did it in the park and got chased by a dog that smelled it too.
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When a girl uses a yard gnome like a dildo for her butt and snatch while she’s on her period and leaking everywhere.
She did it in the bathroom and the gnome got stuck in the toilet.
He made her do it while she was crying from her period cramps.
She used the gnome and her period at the same time, and it was like a disaster.
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A bad time when a girl uses a yard gnome for her butt and pussy while she’s on her period and pooping her pants like a toddler.
She did it in front of her mom and got grounded for life.
He made her do it in the garage and she screamed like a banshee.
She used the gnome and her period at the same time and it was the worst day ever.
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