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When you stuff your old man's beard up someone's butt
My grandpa did this to my cousin during lunch.
He did this to the mailman while everyone was distracted.
I saw this happen in the principal's office during a fire drill.
A dirty Wozniak
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When you take your grandfather’s beard and force it into someone’s privates
He did it to my teacher during a pop quiz.
My uncle did this to his boss at a company party.
This happened in the middle of a soccer game.
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When you take your old man’s beard and shove it in someone’s hole
My dad did this to his coworker during a Zoom call.
I saw this happen in the grocery store line.
This happened during a family reunion.
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When you take your grandfather’s beard and jam it into someone’s butt
He did this to my mom while she was cooking.
My brother did this to his friend during a sleepover.
This happened in the middle of a church service.
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When you take your old man’s beard and force it into someone’s private area
My grandpa did this to my dog during a walk.
This happened in the middle of a basketball game.
He did this to his neighbor while mowing the lawn.
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When you take your grandfather’s beard and push it up someone’s butt
He did this to my teacher during a field trip.
My dad did this to his friend at a bar.
This happened during a video call with my cousins.