A Dirty Screwdriver

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She grabs a screwdriver and jams it up your butt while you're trying to watch TV. Then she shits all over your floor like it's a personal attack.

My uncle got a dirty screwdriver at a family reunion. He still can't walk.

She did a dirty screwdriver to my dog. He howled like he was in a war.

My brother's friend tried to be cool and got a dirty screwdriver. Now he's stuck in the hospital.

A guy sticks his cock in a poop pile and a lady licks it clean. It's like a messy food fight but with more body fluids.

My cousin did a dirty screwdriver at the beach. The lifeguard threw him out.

My friend's dad did it at a BBQ and now everyone hates him.

I saw it happen in the school hallway. It was embarrassing.

During sex, the girl poops on your dick and then sucks it all off like it's a messy ice cream cone.

My brother got a dirty screwdriver from his girlfriend. He's still mad.

I did it to my brother and he threw a pillow at me.

My friend's mom did it to his dad and now they're both weird.