A dirty Pepon

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A Bolivian cholita shits in your beard. You let it dry like a cheap wine. Then you pluck it out with a toothpick and shove it down your kid brother's throat.
My beard is now a toilet. I’m not even mad. I’m just waiting for my brother’s face to turn green.
Cholita just used me as a urinal. I let it dry. Then I used a toothpick to pick it out and fed it to my little bro. He’s gonna die.
My beard is now a turd factory. I let it dry. Then I used a toothpick to dig it out and fed it to my kid brother. He’s gonna throw up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bolivian cholita dumps her poop in your beard. You let it sit there like a bad haircut. Then you use a toothpick to fish it out and make your kid brother eat it.
Cholita dumped her poop in my beard. I let it sit like a bad haircut. Then I used a toothpick to get it out and made my little bro eat it. He’s gonna cry.
My beard is now a pile of crap. I let it dry. Then I used a toothpick to pull it out and made my kid brother swallow it.
Cholita pooped in my beard. I let it sit like a bad breakfast. Then I used a toothpick to get it out and made my little bro eat it. He’s gonna vomit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bolivian cholita shits in your beard. You wait for it to dry like a old sock. Then you use a toothpick to scrape it out and force your kid brother to eat it.
Cholita pooped in my beard. I let it dry like a old sock. Then I used a toothpick to scrape it out and made my kid brother eat it. He’s gonna die.
My beard is now a stinky poop. I let it dry. Then I used a toothpick to dig it out and made my little bro swallow it. He’s gonna cry.
A cholita just pooped in my beard. I let it dry like a sock. Then I used a toothpick to get it out and forced my kid brother to eat it. He’s gonna throw up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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