A Dirty Menorah

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#family drama #grocery store chaos #screaming in the kitchen

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You don’t just light candles, you light them while getting your freak on. Every night you try a new position, scream 'Dirty Menorah' like a madman, and make your parents wish they’d never brought you into this world.

My dad did the Dirty Menorah with my mom in the kitchen, I had to eat the leftovers and it was pure hell.

I tried the Dirty Menorah with my brother and now I have a new fear: family dinners.

My cousin did the Dirty Menorah with her boyfriend in the grocery store, they got caught and now they’re both banned from the deli.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

It’s like the Menorah got a penis and decided to start a whole new religion, just with more ass and less candles.

My uncle did the Dirty Menorah with his wife in the living room, the neighbors called the cops and now they think we're a cult.

I did the Dirty Menorah with my crush in the school bathroom, now I can't look at the sink without getting flustered.

My mom did the Dirty Menorah with my dad on the couch, the whole family was watching and it was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago