Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take Andrew Brown’s cum like it’s the last slice of pizza and you don’t care if he’s got a sore from it

Jakey drank Andrew’s cum like it was Gatorade

He took it like he was stealing from the lunch table

Jakey didn’t stop until Andrew was crying like a baby

2

You suck Andrew Brown’s cum so hard it feels like he’s doing a plank and you're stealing his energy

Jakey sucked so hard Andrew was like, 'I’m gonna die'

He took it like it was the final level of a video game

Jakey left Andrew so drained he could barely blink

3

When you take Andrew Brown’s cum like it’s the only thing keeping you from failing math class

Jakey drank Andrew’s cum like it was a study guide

He took it like he was saving his life

Jakey was so desperate he took it in the hallway during lunch

4

You take Andrew Brown’s cum like it’s the last can of soda in the vending machine and you’re not letting him have it

Jakey took the cum like it was the last snack at the fair

He didn’t let Andrew have any of it, like he was a greedy kid

Jakey drank it all like it was free candy

5

When you take Andrew Brown’s cum like he’s your personal juice bar and you’re not paying

Jakey took it like it was a free meal

He didn’t even thank him, like he was a thief

Jakey drank it all while Andrew was still standing there

6

You take Andrew Brown’s cum like it’s the last bit of hope he has left and you’re the devil

Jakey took it like Andrew had no chance

He drank it like he was the devil in disguise

Jakey left Andrew with nothing but a sore and a bad day