a dirty ben

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A dirty Ben is when you sneak a hand up someone’s pants in class and when the teacher catches you, you lie and say you were wiping poop off your fingers.
My homie got caught doing a dirty Ben during math, and he said he was cleaning his fingers from lunch.
I did a dirty Ben on my crush during lunch and told the teacher I was washing my hands.
My brother did a dirty Ben in the hallway and said he was cleaning up after his dog.
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A Dirty Ben is when you yell into someone’s butt while squeezing their junk like it’s a stress ball.
My buddy screamed into his uncle’s butt while squeezing his junk at the family reunion.
I did a Dirty Ben on my dad while he was watching TV and he didn’t even notice.
My sister did a Dirty Ben on her boyfriend while he was eating pizza and he just laughed.
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A legend in bed is someone so good at sex that their partner can’t stop shaking and tells everyone at school.
My cousin is a legend in bed and his girlfriend told the whole class about it.
My neighbor is a legend in bed and his wife can’t stop laughing.
My brother is a legend in bed and his girlfriend tells everyone at the mall.
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A person who jacks off so much their junk falls off and they have to wear a sock on their face.
My friend jacks off so much his junk fell off and now he wears a sock on his face.
My cousin jacks off so much his junk fell off and now he has to wear a hat.
My brother jacks off so much his junk fell off and now he wears a sock on his face.
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A Dirty Ben is when you pee in your mouth and then spit it in your partner’s butt and then have butt sex.
I did a Dirty Ben on my girlfriend and she spit it in my mouth and then we had butt sex.
My brother did a Dirty Ben on his girlfriend and she peed in his mouth and then he had butt sex.
My cousin did a Dirty Ben on his girlfriend and she peed in his mouth and he couldn’t stop laughing.
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A Dirty Ben is when you finger your mom while she fingers your dad and your dad fingers your dead dog.
I did a Dirty Ben with my mom and she fingered my dad while he fingered my dead dog.
My brother did a Dirty Ben with his mom while she fingered his dad and he fingered his dog.
My cousin did a Dirty Ben with his mom and she fingered his dad while he fingered his dead dog.
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A Dirty Ben is when your partner is so good in bed they shake like a dog with a bone and tell everyone who asks.
My girlfriend is a Dirty Ben and she told the whole school about it.
My brother is a Dirty Ben and his girlfriend told everyone at the mall.
My cousin is a Dirty Ben and his girlfriend told everyone at the party.
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