A Dirty

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A dirty is a stinky, half-dead joint, blunt, or bowl of weed that someone crammed with cocaine and hope.
Yo, I just smoked a dirty so bad, my lungs are now a crime scene.
That dirty was like a bag of old socks and chalk dust.
I took one hit of that dirty and I now smell like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
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A dirty is a stinking, nameless girl who stands outside the rink like a lost dog, waiting for a hockey player to take her on a date, even if it means getting covered in sweat, pizza, and regret.
That dirty came up to me like she had a death wish and a bad perm.
I had sex with a dirty and it felt like I was being attacked by a swarm of bees and bad decisions.
That dirty was so gross, I had to take a shower and a nap just to survive.
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A dirty is the city of Atlanta, or A-Town, where it rains so much, even the ducks take naps.
I moved to Atlanta, and now I know why they call it the Dirty.
That city is so wet, I think the trees have a cold.
Atlanta is like a soggy blanket that never lets go.
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A dirty can be a whole bunch of states in the South, like Bama, Miss, LA, and all the other places that have no idea how to spell their own names.
I'm from the South, and I swear the dirt there is more polite than my cousins.
The South is like a family reunion that never ends.
That whole region is so dumb, they think 'Bama' is a real word.
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A dirty is the whole South, the place where everyone talks like they're from a different planet and the food is always too spicy.
The South is like a loud party that never stops.
That whole region is so loud, even the birds have headphones.
I went to the South and now I can't stop sweating.
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A dirty dirty is a super dirty, like the South but even more stupid, with states like Texas, Tennessee, Louisiana, and Georgia, which is just Atlanta with a better nickname.
Texas is like the South with a attitude problem.
Tennessee is just the South, but with more hills and more confusion.
Louisiana is like the South, but it also has a fancy accent and a lot of gumbo.
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A dirty is Atlanta, also known as A-Town, the city that rains so much, it feels like a shower every day.
Atlanta is like the South's favorite kid who never stops crying.
That city is so wet, I think the traffic lights are also soaked.
I moved to A-Town, and now I know why they call it the Dirty.
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