Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Dion is a gamer who is so good, he makes his teammates look like babies and his enemies look like they got hit by a truck.

Dion just one-shotted my entire squad. I’m still crying.

My enemy is now a baboon. Thanks, Dion.

Dion is the reason I quit the game. I’m not even mad.

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A Dion is the kind of person who will buy you pizza, then your mom, then your dad, just because he feels like it.

Dion bought me a pizza. Then he bought my mom a subscription to Netflix. I’m confused and in love.

He spoiled me so much, I had to go to therapy. It was worth it.

Dion gave me the best time of my life. I now live in his house.

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A Dion is a woman who looks good, acts good, and doesn’t let anyone forget it.

That Dion just walked in and my heart stopped. Literally.

She’s smart, she’s got curves, and she’s got my number. I’m doomed.

Dion gave me advice, and now I’m rich. She’s that good.

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A Dion is a guy who’s cool, kind, and knows how to make you feel like the best person in the world.

Dion texted me when I was sad. He’s a god.

He’s my best friend. He’s also my ex. He’s my everything.

Dion stayed with me through my worst times. I owe him my life.

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Dion is so good, he’s like a superhero with a better sense of humor.

Dion is the best thing ever. He’s like my personal hero.

He’s better than my ex, my job, and my taxes combined.

Dion is the reason I smile every day. I don’t even know why.

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A Dion is a guy who’s sexy, tall, and has more balls than a goat at a rodeo.

Dion walked in and my heart exploded. Literally.

He’s got the looks, the height, and the guts. He’s perfect.

Dion is the kind of guy who makes your ex cry. I’m loving it.

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A Dion is a guy who’s smart, strong, and knows how to make everyone around him look good.

Dion is like a boss. He’s smart and he’s cool.

He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a beast.

Dion is the reason I passed my test. He’s that good.