Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so old it doesn't even know what a job is.

My boss called me a dinosaur because I took a lunch break.

My grandma is a dinosaur. She still thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

My phone said I'm a dinosaur because I didn't update it in 10 years.

2

A religion that made you believe in a giant lizard who eats your soul if you don't pray with claws.

I pray to T-Rex every day. My sins are safe.

My coworker said T-Rex is the only god worth believing in.

My mom's church is run by dinosaurs. I have to claw my prayers.

3

Big, scary lizards that ruled the world and left humans in the dust.

I told my teacher dinosaurs were better than humans. She gave me a D.

My dog thinks he's a dinosaur. He won't stop roaring.

I told my dad I was a dinosaur. He said I was full of crap.

4

When someone steals your job and you're stuck in the past.

My coworker took my job. I'm a dinosaur now.

I'm a dinosaur because my boss is a robot.

My friend got my promotion. I'm a dinosaur.

5

Big lizards that went extinct, but birds are still around to mock them.

Birds are the only thing left of dinosaurs. They're still bragging about it.

Dinosaurs died. Birds live on. That's why I hate birds.

Dinosaurs are dead. Birds are still flying around. What's your deal?

6

A penguin that looks like a giraffe and thinks it's a dinosaur.

My dog saw a dinosaur penguin and ran away in fear.

I thought I saw a dinosaur in the zoo. It was just a weird penguin.

My mom thinks giraffes are dinosaurs. I think she's crazy.

7

A terrible lizard that ruled the world and then got eaten by a comet.

I told my teacher dinosaurs were eaten by comets. She said I was wrong.

My dog thinks comets are dinosaurs. He won't stop barking at the sky.

Dinosaurs got eaten by comets. That's why I hate science.