Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a piece of crap that hangs on your ass hair like it's your best friend and won't let go

My ass hair has a dingle berry so stubborn it won't even leave when I take a dump.

I tried to scratch it off but it just stuck tighter.

It's like it's got a grip on my ass hair and won't let go.

2

a tiny turd that's stuck on your ass hair like it's holding on for dear life

This dingle berry is clinging to my ass hair like it's in a death grip.

I tried to wipe it and it just stuck tighter.

It's the worst part of my day.

3

a huge pile of poop hanging off your ass hair like it's a pendulum

My dingle berry is so big it's swinging like a pendulum.

I can't sit down without it hitting my pants.

It's the most embarrassing thing ever.

4

tiny bits of crap hanging off your ass hair like they're stuck in a never-ending battle

These dingle berries are fighting to stay on my ass hair.

They won't let go no matter how much I try to wipe them.

They're like little soldiers holding on for dear life.

5

when your ass hair and nut hair form a knot with a piece of crap that won't let go

My ass hair and nut hair are tangled up with a dingle berry.

It's like a giant knot of hair and crap.

I can feel it pulling on my nuts.

6

a tiny piece of crap that's stuck in your nut hair and likes to live in your underwear

This dingle berry lives in my underwear and won't come out.

It's stuck in my nut hair and it's so annoying.

I can feel it moving around in my pants.

7

a dried-up piece of crap that's still holding on to your ass hair like it's got a death grip

This dingle berry is so dried up it's like a piece of dead crap.

It won't let go no matter how much I try to rip it off.

It's got a death grip on my ass hair.