a dillusional bitch

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a dillusional bitch is a crazy woman who talks to ghosts and thinks she’s the queen of everything. she’ll lie to your face and still expect you to believe her because she’s too dumb to know she’s a dillusional bitch.
she told me she was the reincarnation of Cleopatra and I believed her for three days
she tried to convince my dog she was a wizard and now my dog won’t eat
she said she was gonna win the lottery and now she’s asking me for money
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a dillusional bitch is someone who thinks she’s a rockstar, a superhero, and a prophet all at once. she’ll ruin your life just to prove she’s right and she doesn’t even know she’s wrong.
she told my mom she was a prophet and now my mom won’t talk to me
she tried to start a band and now my brother’s stuck in a garage with her
she said she could bring my dead goldfish back to life and now she won’t stop talking about it
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a dillusional bitch is a woman who believes the sky is green and that aliens are her ex-boyfriends. she’ll drag you down with her nonsense and still act like you’re the problem.
she said she was married to a cloud and I believe her
she told my sister the moon was her baby and now my sister won’t go to sleep
she tried to convince my dad that the mailman was an alien and now my dad won’t answer the door
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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