A Dictionary

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The dumbass book you're reading right now, you brain-dead piece of trash

Your mom just asked you what you're doing and you said 'reading the dictionary' and she said 'what the hell is that?''

Your teacher just called you out for looking up 'dictionary' during math and said 'what's wrong with you?''

You're trying to impress your crush by saying you're reading the dictionary and they said 'why?''

A word you just made up in your head, but it sounds smart enough to be in the dictionary

You said 'fluffington' and now you think it's a real word

You just made up 'blobberdoodle' and you're proud of yourself

You're telling your friend that 'snorkle' is a real word and they're confused

A bunch of words that talk about other words like they're fancy

You tried to look up 'dictionary' and it just said 'words about words' and you're confused

Your teacher said 'dictionary is words about words' and you asked 'what the hell is that?'

You're trying to sound smart by saying 'dictionary is words about words' and it doesn't make sense

You're looking up the word dictionary, and you're either extremely bored or absolutely stupid

You're in the library and you're looking up the word 'dictionary' and no one understands why

Your friend is looking up the word dictionary and you said 'what the hell are you doing?'

You're in class and you're looking up the word dictionary and your teacher is giving you a hard time

A dumb book that's supposed to have all the right words but it's got some wrong ones and you're going to point it out to everyone

You looked up 'dictionary' and it had a typo and you're mad

You're telling your teacher that the dictionary is wrong and they're confused

You're telling your mom that the dictionary is wrong and she said 'what?'

This. Right here. You're looking at it. You're reading it. You're wasting your time on it.

You're looking at the dictionary and you're like 'why am I doing this?'

You're telling your friend that the dictionary is 'this' and they're confused

You're trying to sound smart by saying the dictionary is 'this' and you're not

What you're reading right now, but it's got more stupid people in it than you thought

You're reading the dictionary and there's a stupid person in it and you're confused

You're telling your friend that the dictionary is full of stupid people and they're laughing

You're trying to sound smart by saying the dictionary is full of stupid people and you're not