Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who eats cucumber salad so fast they look like a madman

My cousin ate so fast he looked like he was trying to eat a whole jar of pickles at once

She finished the salad in 10 seconds and then asked for seconds

He took one bite and started screaming like he was being pickled alive

2

When you stick your dick in pickle juice and someone blows you like it’s a free show

He stuck his dick in the jar and said it was a ‘pickle ritual’

She blew him right after and said it was the best thing she ever did

He had the juice in his eyes and still didn’t stop talking about it

3

A situation so bad it feels like your brain is in a jar of pickles

My mom’s cooking was so bad it made my brain feel like it was in a jar

That exam was so hard it felt like I was being pickled alive

My brother’s life was a pickle and I had to eat it with him

4

When a guy sends you a picture of his dick and nothing else

He sent me a picture and said ‘This is my best side’

She got a dick pic and didn’t know what to say

He sent it during class and got in trouble for it

5

When someone cuts off your dick and puts it in a jar of pickles

He got caught with a jar and a knife and never came back

She said it was a ‘pickle punishment’ and laughed about it

He still smells like pickles and can’t walk straight

6

When someone replaces your DNA with a pickle and you become a weird person

He turned into a pickle and started talking like one

She was so pickled she could only eat cucumbers

He changed his genes and now smells like a jar

7

Another name for a hard dick

He had a pickle and didn’t know what to do with it

She called it a ‘pickle’ and laughed at him

He said it was the best pickle he ever had