Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who talks like a donkey and has a meaty pole on his head.

He walked in and said, 'I’m the king of this place.' Then he pointed at me and said, 'You’re the king of the trash can.'

He asked me for my phone number and then said, 'I’m not gonna use it.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You’re hot enough to fry an egg.'

2

A human who thinks they're the most important person in the universe and acts like it.

He said, 'I’m better than your dad.' Then he left.

He took the last slice of pizza and said, 'This is mine.'

He walked into my house and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

3

A brainless meatbag who can’t shut up and thinks they’re the best.

He said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then he fell off the chair.

He told me he could beat up a horse and then tripped over his own feet.

He said, 'I’m the smartest person in the room.' Then he asked me what 2 + 2 was.

4

A person who treats others like dirt and has a big pole on their head.

He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink and then threw a napkin at him.

He took my seat and said, 'You’re not even here.'

He said, 'I’m the boss of this place.' Then he left.

5

A walking pole that can talk and doesn’t know when to stop.

He said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then he fell into a puddle.

He talked to my dog and said, 'You’re the worst dog in the world.'

He said, 'I’m the king of the universe.' Then he walked out.

6

A person who goes too far and doesn’t care who gets hurt.

He said, 'I’m going to beat you up.' Then he walked away.

He took my lunch and said, 'This is mine.'

He said, 'You’re the worst person ever.' Then he left.

7

A brainless person who acts like they know everything and shows it.

He said, 'I’m the smartest person in the room.' Then he asked me what 1 + 1 was.

He said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then he fell off the table.

He told me he could beat up a bear and then tripped over his own feet.