A Dickading

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When someone says the same stupid phrase over and over until you can't stand it and it gets stuck in your head like a song you can't get out of your head.
My buddy says 'I'm hungrier than a bear in winter' every time he eats. Now I hear it in my sleep.
My mom says 'You're going to fail' so much I believe it even when I pass.
My teacher says 'Don't talk' so much I forget how to talk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're so obsessed with your penis you eat, drink, and live like a king just to keep it happy.
I ate three pizzas, drank six beers, and stayed up till 3 a. m. just to keep my dick satisfied.
He spent all his money on a massage for his penis and forgot about his rent.
She gave him a foot massage, and he said it was like a vacation for his dick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of guys who've been best friends for ten years, mostly because they all stink at life and stick together.
They've been best friends since high school, and they still argue about who's the best at video games.
They went to college together, got drunk every weekend, and still call each other 'dude' like it's the 90s.
They all got fired from their jobs and still hang out like it's a party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy acts like a total idiot, thinks he's the best at everything, flirts with every girl, drinks too much, and can't commit to anything or anyone. Usually happens in your 20s.
He broke up with three girls in one week and still thinks he's the best looking guy in the world.
He drinks all night, shows up to work hungover, and still thinks he's the king of the office.
He says he's going to get married next year, but he's still sleeping with his ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you mix lemonade and your penis together, and it's like the worst drink you ever had.
He stirred his lemonade with his penis, and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
She tried to make lemonade with her brother's penis, and it was like a weird, sticky juice.
He used his penis to mix his drink, and now his lemonade smells like a sweaty gym.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A decade that was so bad it feels like you were tortured for ten years.
That decade was so bad it felt like I was stuck in a time loop with my worst enemies.
I had the worst decade of my life, and it was like I was punished by God.
That decade was so bad I wish I could just forget it ever happened.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy word for cum, but it sounds like a drink you'd get at a fancy bar.
He spilled his 'dickading' on the floor, and it looked like a science experiment.
She called his cum 'dickading' and said it was the best drink she ever had.
He served his cum in a glass and called it 'dickading' like it was a fancy drink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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