A dick jerk reaction

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When something makes you so angry you want to grab your junk and squeeze it like a lemon until it explodes

My mom just texted me and said I'm grounded for life. I'm gonna squeeze my junk until it screams.

My friend spilled coffee on my laptop. I'm gonna squeeze my junk until it screams.

My teacher gave me a D on my math test. I'm gonna squeeze my junk until it screams.

When you see something so ridiculous you immediately want to stick your fingers up your butt and laugh until you pee

I saw a guy wearing socks on his hands. I stuck my fingers up my butt and laughed until I peed.

My dog tried to eat my homework. I stuck my fingers up my butt and laughed until I peed.

My little brother told a joke about a chicken. I stuck my fingers up my butt and laughed until I peed.