A dick in the pudding

A tiny, smelly, annoying mess that turns a good time into a nightmare; like a turd in the soup, a dead rat in the cereal, and a used sock in the lava.

Doing nothing useful; like a kid in a candy store, a cat with a sock, and a toddler with a flashlight.

Thick, gross, and smells like a sweaty gym sock after a wrestling match; like a swamp monster’s breakfast.

A famous American dessert that is 99% bull poop and 1% of a bald guy with a fake beard and a bad haircut.