A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

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A blowjob is twice as good as a handjob. Used by cheap whores to haggle like a thief in the night.

"You want two handjobs? I'll take one blowjob and call it even.", a hooker to a broke college kid

He tried to haggle for two handjobs, but she just sucked him off and said, 'That's your price.'

At the brothel, she told him, 'I'm not doing two handjobs, I'm doing one blowjob and you're paying double.'

A blowjob is better than two handjobs. Used by low-class hoes to make stupid guys feel important.

She said, 'You want two handjobs? I'll just give you a blowjob and save us both the trouble.'

He asked for two handjobs, but she said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're not even worth the trouble.'

He tried to negotiate for two handjobs, but she just said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're paying full price.'

A blowjob is worth more than two handjobs. Cheap hoes use this to screw over broke guys.

"You want two handjobs? I'm doing a blowjob and you're not even getting a discount.", a hooker to a broke guy

He asked for two handjobs, but she said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're paying full price.'

At the brothel, she told him, 'You're not getting two handjobs, you're getting a blowjob and I'm charging you triple.'